Roasts and Customized Songs

Lauren Mayer

What do you give the person who has everything? How do you make any celebration extra special?

A song (or several!) all about the guest-of-honor, the occasion, or the organization, by an award-winning, experienced songwriter who has created and performed custom-written ‘roast/toasts’ for hundreds of clients – either performed by Lauren in person, or for you and your friends to sing (accompaniment track and reference CD, including vocal, included!)  Songs can either be parodies of well known tunes, or completely original music and lyrics.

What Types Of Events?

  • birthday parties
  • anniversary celebrations
  • bar-mitzvahs and bat-mitzvahs
  • engagement parties, rehearsal dinners, or really fun weddings
  • award banquets
  • hot-dog stand openings
  • or any time you want to add something special!

How Does It Work?

Lauren works with you to learn about your honoree or event, using phone interviews and email questionnaires to get background information.  Lauren manages to find clean, appropriate humor in just about anything, and she tailors each song to the group or guest (some people love to be teased, others are more comfortable just being celebrated).

What Does It Cost?

Every song or performance is customized, so we don’t have a set price list (we’ll work with you, your budget, and the needs of your event).  But here are a few general ideas:

Full Show $1,500-$5,000

Lauren + 1-2 additional performers, 25-30 min. show, either to prerecorded tracks or live accompanist.


Single Song, You Perform - $150-$300

Parody lyrics + ‘karaoke’ track, plus reference track with Lauren singing.


Something in between? email us for a quote!